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A weird bug thing that can lay eggs in your hair. Normally this is only something white people can get. It comes from being unclean. Can be given to others by sharing unclean combs, hats, etc... GROSS!!!

1)I'm not wearing his hat he had lice.

2)The school checked everyone for lice today.

3)They wouldn't let Tom into the pool because he has lice.
lice by N Alleem April 23, 2007
a fine looken man in the car driving next to you
we pulled up to a winersnisel and there was a lice next to us
lice by YO LICE N A CAR May 13, 2005
lice refers to someone that is a snitch. See snitches have lice. And they sometimes are bald. So if you're a snitch... you have lice.So don't snitch... cuz then you'll have lice
Jairam: Have you been snitchin latley??
Jeff: NO OF COURSE NOT!
Jairam: IS THAT LICE IN YOUR HAIR? SNITCH? SNITCH!!!!
lice by bendoverjackgoff69 October 15, 2019
lice are aliens they have tiny UFO's that look exactly like seeds so no humans notice. They land in your hair and start running over your head waiting for you to itch and get them there food. If you resit the sensation they will itch your scalp themselves, but you see, lice are greedy and always want more so they itch to much. they itch inside of your head and have there luxurious red water as it dyes your hair. You scream in pain but they don't listen, they just want more... More!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the lice devoured your soul
Lice by SlimeTHEdevil September 17, 2020
A girl that goes from head to head
“That girl is already done with him”
Me- Wow she’s so lice
Lice by Bandit111 May 23, 2022
A derogatory term (insult) used to say that somebody looks like a lice. You must use the proper grammar for it and say that they are one singular lice. Not a louse, a lice.
"You are such a lice."
"dont say that, man.. that hurt my feelings.. im not a lice...."
"Yes you are, you LICE."
lice by theredjuice March 17, 2023