Lego

Stepping on Lego reaches a level of pain only matched by childbirth and watching Dobby die

Person stepping on Lego: I haven't felt this much pain since I watched Dobby die

by DeepSeaNinja6 January 31, 2015

Lego

Tiny objects of mass pain, suffering, and torture

HOLY SHIT! I just stepped on a Lego.

by Raindrops and Lollipops November 25, 2014

lego

Plastic blocks that open creativity in oneself, but hurt like sticking bamboo shoots in your foot when you step on one.

I stepped on a lego and now I'll be limping on that foot for a week!

by boredonasunday September 1, 2013

Legos

Small and colorful plastic bricks that can connect to each other to build structures of all sizes. Often used by children, but some adults can take them up as a hobby.

Legos have an unintentional use though. They work as landmines to those who are barefoot.

Guy 1: Ouch! Damn it!!!!!

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: Fucking Timmy's Legos are all over the floor.

Guy 2: Sounds like someone is getting a beating after soccer.

by edp386 August 19, 2010

lego

A juvenile torturing device used by many children because they can build more torturing devices with it

Joe: I stepped on a lego
Mark: Hey look I made a better torturing device
Janet: I tried your torturing device mark and it's so long and the tip is hard

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G April 30, 2019

lego

The most painful thing ever put on this earth

Possibly created by Satan

Man, I stepped on a lego today. I probably won't be walking for a week!

by Collin Hunt October 19, 2014

Lego

the Reason you cut off your foot

Person 1: I step on Lego for years now so i put a stop to it.
Person 2: what did you do to put a stop to it?
Person 1: I made sure i had nothing to step on the Lego with

by DaSuperCoconut June 3, 2019