lawyer 

A soon-to-be politician.

lawyer by AYB February 16, 2003

lawyer 

proffessional bullshit artist.

the lawyer lied......?

lawyer by Coco McAnderson June 11, 2008

Lawyer 

A Hireable Liar...Will Defend You Even If You Are Guilty...
Bullshitinng Is Their Expertiece.

"It's Always Better To Fuck A Lawyer...Rather Than Getting Fucked By One

Lawyer by UpperBlackSnake April 8, 2010

lawyer 

A person who's authorized to lie

My lawyer rocks .. all he does all day is come up with lies !

lawyer by ~SoNaM~ August 10, 2007

lawyer 

a teenager with severe mental issues

" look, it's lawyer! "

lawyer by lemonadelvrr December 6, 2022

Lawyer 

I get in trouble for arguing with my parents. But lawyers get paid a shit load of money.

Wow you see that bmw with a guy in a suit.

must be a lawyer

Lawyer by its ya boy...skinny penis May 15, 2019

lawyer 

An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position.
In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.

A lawyer is like a porn star. They're either going to fuck you or get you off.

lawyer by John Long III May 12, 2006