Landlord

A god. A chad. The man who makes it possible for you to live in a house for cheap and complain about it on the Internet.

Landlord: I’m only asking for a tip of 5% per month.
Renter: make it 10% my good man!

by RedditMoment69420 August 7, 2020

lanulous

Of, or pertaining to, a certain Miss Buchanan we all love.

The striking white lady in a sari had a lanulous appearance.

by AS0713 October 24, 2011

floyd the landlord

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore

Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout

by Gay ngga June 6, 2022

Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

by contorto January 30, 2021

Landlock

Someone who grew up around the ocean, goes to a region surrounded by land or far from the ocean.

I went to Ohio to visit my family, after a week landlock set in and wanted to be back in California.

by Heyitsyou August 16, 2009

landlord

Someone who fixes your shit when your shit is fucked.

“Yo Ethan, text the landlord, our shit is fucked.”

by jd031398 September 24, 2018

landlord

A person who makes an honest living by purchasing property and then renting out space to tenants. Usually hated by said tenants because they seem to ignore the fact that the landlord had to pay for the property and is entitled to be reimbursed.

I need to pay rent to the landlord every month.

by MNYC September 24, 2005