by OED214 April 05, 2019
The car manufacturer started in Soviet Russia.
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
>
>
Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.
Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
>
>
Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.
Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
A lada is the Russian equivalent to the GM Chevette or the AMCGremlin(def. #7), they just don't come in hatchback format.
by Pvt. Parts March 05, 2006
Lada is the most humble, funny girl u will ever meet. U will drown in her big bright eyes and fall in love. When u have a Lada by your side you will have a beautiful life.
by Sendmoney2 November 21, 2021
by aql January 22, 2009
The USSR's answer to skoda. Even worse than skoda, because it's uglier. Fortunately, vw didn't buy this one too. I hope.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
by Ndawg October 23, 2014
Lamely Assemble by Dumb Asses. A terrible car made for the URSS empire. Don't forget your bottle of vodka before driving it!
by thegamer997 November 20, 2019