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Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011
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lactie

making dairy-free cake is for lacties
by irenetrollin October 21, 2011
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lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.
by xxyuli September 3, 2006
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Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007
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lactaboobiephobia

Fear of the lactating, breastfeeding boob.
"Just ignore her stare, she suffers from lactaboobiephobia."
by The Milk Meg March 20, 2017
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lactomangulator

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.
The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.
by Rutager December 30, 2005
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Lactating Savage

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.
At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.
by Viking Guy May 15, 2007
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