B.A.L.B Syndrome

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH

Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.

by the awesome couple September 23, 2012

Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings

You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023

l.t.f.b.s syndrome

LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULL SHIT SYNDROME

Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.

by markantwhite August 23, 2015

L.O.D. syndrome

Lack of Dick syndrome. A condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. However, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. Side Effects include: being bitchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. The only diagnosed cure: dick

Person 1: Dang why is that bitch always so edgy? She's only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!

by cocacolacocacola October 4, 2010

O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking

jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.

by jiggabuff December 5, 2011

l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)

I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.

by cornjulio April 21, 2011

D.L.L.R. Syndrome

(Desire to Love and be Loved to Return SYNDROME)
someone who loves to be loved... or rather he/she needs to be shown instead told that he/she is loved

some girls (or boys) have D.L.L.R. Syndrome becuase they are brats

girl:*I wish someone would show me love by giving me flowers or something instead being told "i love u"*
boy:*walks up and gives flowers*Here i got these for you.
girl:OH thank you i love you so much!*hug*
boy:*man i wish she'd show ME some love in bed*

by animefreak25 November 22, 2011