Manuel Kwak

koreannn mannny frest and also skinneiest guyy that i know buht still verry koo. super duper nice and he knows how to KWAK :)

HEY yor almost lyke manunel actually he is more better than you :)

by Sarah :) February 17, 2005

sean kwak

sean kwak, part time tiktoker, full time love of my life <3

“do you know who i love?”
“who?”
“sean kwak”

by simp for sean kwak October 9, 2020

Kwaku

Kwaku : a amazing person to be around , cares a lot and is patient , a very good boyfriend to have , an amazing kisser and good with his hands

I want A boyfriend like kwaku

by Divina November 13, 2018

Kwaka

Australian nickname for Kawasaki motorcycle brand.

Bevan had a few beers and then took his new Kwaka 500cc out for a ride.

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

kwaked out

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

by weedoholic September 19, 2016

Kwakattak

Kwakattak (kwak-etak') v. An unyielding and overwhelmingly forceful show of dominance over an adversary, wherein the attacker implements either his erection or her dildo in an act of oral rape until a "quack" or vague duck-like sound comes from the back of the opponent's throat.

"Oh my god. That is disgusting. Clearly the victim was given a Kwakattak. Just look at the remnants of his throat where it was once attached to his esophogas. Someone call an ambulance, this guy is headed to the morgue."

by Kwakattak of Tanaris December 31, 2009

Kwakisurpineku

This is the incorrect response to a Japanese game show question. The penalty is being electrocuted. Also see Kwakisurpipiku

Sources: Saturday Night Live

Larry Templeton: Hey, excuse me, I won. What the heck are you doing here? Just a second here.. Emcee laughs MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!! Emcee prepares to ask question MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!! Emcee asks question I DON'T KNOW!!! Emcee prepares to pull electrical switch NO, WAIT!! WAIT!! I know it, I know it!! nervous Uh.. Kwa-.. ki-.. sur-.. pi-.. ne-.. ku..?

Emcee: Kwakisurpineku?

Larry Templeton: confident Yes! Kwakisurpineku! laughs

Emcee: Hunji! Does it count!

judges shake heads no

Larry Templeton: elated Kwakisurpineku! Kwakisurpineku!

gong sounds

Emcee: Ohhhh.. Kwa-ki-sur-pi-pi-ku! pulls electrical switch, shocking Larry

by Jacob Parker April 28, 2005