Kwakmatt
Kwakmatt by SOUTHARABARTICREMORE4 November 24, 2023
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Kwakmatt
Tojepolke ufkifollkenn e dari koskejutenn ifekorlar Kwakmatt e kojenslotresukri akkapovlayki.
A Kwakkmat is a scandinavian living apple creature that can eat your mattress, usually found in the following places: Tampere, Oulu, Turku, Hamburg, Lubeck, Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, St. Petersburg, and Riga.
be careful tonight
A Kwakkmat is a scandinavian living apple creature that can eat your mattress, usually found in the following places: Tampere, Oulu, Turku, Hamburg, Lubeck, Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, St. Petersburg, and Riga.
be careful tonight
Kwakmatt by SOUTHARABARTICREMORE4 November 24, 2023
Kwakattak
Kwakattak (kwak-etak') v. An unyielding and overwhelmingly forceful show of dominance over an adversary, wherein the attacker implements either his erection or her dildo in an act of oral rape until a "quack" or vague duck-like sound comes from the back of the opponent's throat.
"Oh my god. That is disgusting. Clearly the victim was given a Kwakattak. Just look at the remnants of his throat where it was once attached to his esophogas. Someone call an ambulance, this guy is headed to the morgue."
Kwakattak by Kwakattak of Tanaris December 31, 2009
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026