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Kwakmatt 

Tojepolke ufkifollkenn e dari koskejutenn ifekorlar Kwakmatt e kojenslotresukri akkapovlayki.

A Kwakkmat is a scandinavian living apple creature that can eat your mattress, usually found in the following places: Tampere, Oulu, Turku, Hamburg, Lubeck, Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, St. Petersburg, and Riga.

be careful tonight
"KWAKmatt E SORIJALANPOLSKA HELP ITS ALIVE"
Kwakmatt by SOUTHARABARTICREMORE4 November 24, 2023
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Kwakattak 

Kwakattak (kwak-etak') v. An unyielding and overwhelmingly forceful show of dominance over an adversary, wherein the attacker implements either his erection or her dildo in an act of oral rape until a "quack" or vague duck-like sound comes from the back of the opponent's throat.
"Oh my god. That is disgusting. Clearly the victim was given a Kwakattak. Just look at the remnants of his throat where it was once attached to his esophogas. Someone call an ambulance, this guy is headed to the morgue."
Kwakattak by Kwakattak of Tanaris December 31, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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