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Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009
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Kirushanthi 

Name given to an onion farmer
Ah man I'm out of onions, I must till Kirushanthi comes.
Kirushanthi by onionfarm October 15, 2022

Richard Kruspe 

Member of the German Heavy Metal band Rammstein who plays lead guitar. Born in Wittemburg, Germany on June 24th, 1967. Former band member of 'Orgasm Death Gimmick'.
Believe it or not, but Richard got involved with Till's ex-wife and had Khira-li Lindemann.
Richard Kruspe by RichardFanx3 July 15, 2005

The Krusty Krab 

NO THIS IS PATRICK
Person 1: Hello is this the krusty krab

Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK

Kruskamp 

krus′kamp (krooz′kamp)
v. to utter a completely inappropriate statement in public without social penalty, or with a socially positive benefit to the speaker p.t. krus′kamped, p.p. krus′kamp·ing
n. a socially inappropriate, yet endearing, utterance

krus′kamp·er (krooz′kamp·ǝr)
n. one known to kruskamp often, or repeatedly.
The only reason he gets away with saying those things is because he is so charismatic. He's a kruskamper.
Kruskamp by mamalickaboobooday April 10, 2009

Krusty Patty 

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
Krusty Patty by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020