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Kumon

Kumon. Oh mah lawd, Kumon.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.

To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Friend: So, Cassidy... what did you do this weekend? I didn't see you all last week; where were you?
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
by Peabrain August 27, 2012
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People love Lord Kumar and his presence is appreciate by everyone.

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Lord Kumar is my best friend and a great leader.
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kumon

kumon is the big brother of math and the best mental torture technique, if you ever hear your parents say that you will get enrolled in kumon, you have three options, convince parents to not enroll you in kumon, run for your life, go into kumon and get mental breakdown that gets worse everyday
kumon: here easy

person: okay

1 year later....

kumon: HERE YOUR CALCULUS LAGEBRA WORKSHEET. AND I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOUR 6

Person: *cries*
by Randomduck1000 March 6, 2022
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Kimorah

Someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent.A fucking goddess. She's absolutely gorgeous, and truly amazing. She is known for making people melt on the inside when they see her. She's extremely sassy and in some cases people see her as petty. She a sweet person but it's not a good idea to get on her bad side. She isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Usually has all the boys even thought she thinks she's ugly. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. Once you get her, never let her go.
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!
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