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kumbayahoo

A mindless sheep of a person who is always trying to change or challenge people who are fun free thinkers.
I can't believe those kumbayahoos protested at the strip club.
by The Porsche Monkey July 27, 2009
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Kumbaya Jerk

The act of standing in a circle with a number of other fellow jerkers, each tenderly stimulating the penis of the gentleman to their right while singing as many verses of kumbaya as possible before ejaculating about three teaspoons of peace and love all over the floor. At this point, it's useful to have a shamwow on hand to clean up.

Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).

Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.
"Hey guys, I need my consciousness raised, along with something else - let's do a kumbaya jerk!"
by THERADICALDUDE June 15, 2017
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kumbaya moment

a naive feeling that all is good; a feeling that utopia has come down and all will be fine
When Obama signed the health care bill, a kumbaya moment,enveloped the democrats, and their eyes shined like deer in headlights.
by arjunasri March 24, 2010
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Kumbaya

The Kumbaya Law: In any conversation where some of the participants hold an opinion to the left of other participants, someone with the more conservative position will compare said person's opinion to the naivete of "singing around a campfire singing Kumbaya"
"Since you are such a Liberal, what would you have us say to those 'peace-loving Palestinians' after three wars in six years? 'Oh, I know that you want to push us all into the sea, but let's sit around the campfire and sing Kumbaya instead.'"
by GSD1951 November 18, 2012
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kumatage

a bright light appearence in the horizon
wow look at that kumatage
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Kumatai

An acient game played by men. Like a sacred vow or promise, if you break your kumatai to do/not do said pledge, all witnesses get to kick you in your cash and prizes.
Kieran broke his kumatai in front of 13 people. He hasn't walked straight in days
by Alex, June 30, 2008
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Kumbaya

'Kumbaya' is a pejorative slang term which can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Noun:

A person, usually in the West today, who shallowly and superficially cites a multitude of creeds or religions, usually Buddhism and Christianity, then pretends to be a spiritual guru and role model.

Adjective:

A term used to describe something or an action as spiritually ignorant, and superficial and shallow.

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Term based off of the song 'Kumbaya', from 1957, which was 'borrowed' from Southern, African American song 'Come By Here' from 1927.
Noun: "These spoiled 'kumbayas' in the West today can't see that their own needy and cosmopolitan lifestyles are at the root of all the problems they blame others for."

Adj: "I really don't need your shallow 'kumbaya' nonsense right now."
by Bulrock November 5, 2019
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