kepper

A mix ketchup and pepper.

tyson: hey derek would you like some kepper?
derek: I'm ok bud see yea in awhile eh!

by connorsafag January 7, 2011

Kleppered

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Joe Totally kleppered the shit out of those Guys Last night!!

by Monkeh November 8, 2005

kuppern

a guy who is cool, and has his name abbreviated.

"yo dude wazup, kuppern"

by Guybrush Threepwood January 17, 2004

kupperberging

To blather on about nothing of importance of to go off on so many tangents that you completely lose sight of what the main point of your statement was.

Yeah, he was just kupperberging for the last half hour.

by Dungle Berry May 25, 2010

Kueppers

A Cry baby, a "sharer", a landmark forum going explorer, a vulnerable open wound, love sick puppy, who falls in love rarely, but when he does, it wrecks him deeply, but who is at the same time a nymphomaniac playboy who searches for strange Vagina with the gusto of a power eater in a hotdog eating contest. A talented writer with a silver tongue who will charm the pants off any girl and create laughter for all his peers, yet so passively aggressively acute that he inspires vitriol of the highest level. A gentle soul with the boiling anger of a 1000 suns.

I started dating this hot guy named Dan, who was charming, great in bed and hilarious. Everything was going so well, but he pulled away out of nowhere and broke up with me. I felt really rejected and after a few months of waiting for him to come around, I decided to move on. Then seemingly out of nowhere he pulls a Kueppers and through a river of tears, he tells me he loves me. I was so confused, that while I was totally flattered, I didn't know what to do. So I backed off and he did as well. I am truly baffled as what happened. I still get texts from time to time. They range from jokes to heartbreaking professions.

by Meechymeech December 5, 2012

Knepper

1) Noun; A name given to an individual who holds the highest position of an organization, and then goes absent without leave, or AWOL, and never returns to finish the duties and responsibilities he or she was elected to do.

2) Verb; Used to describe a situation where someone messes up or fails to complete a job and then leaves the mess for someone else to clean up.

1) X: Can you please Shawn left like that with all this work to do!?
Y: No I can't, he is such a knepper.

2) Nick's work on this project sucks! He really kneppered that up big time.

by thebig6ofwagion December 31, 2010

Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

by Usermyname May 31, 2018