1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.
2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.
Krzysztof Polish
2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.
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Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.
The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.
The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!
(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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A girl that’s been through hell and back but won’t let a soul see it. She keeps up on the ones she loves. Deep down just needs someone to show her just as much love as she’s willing to share herself.
by Miagar June 19, 2020
Get the Krystall mug.A girl who is absolutely stunning. All of the guys find her attractive. She’s very playful, funny, and a cool person. She has her moments sometimes, but you still love her anyways. Many people like Krystell. She doesn’t let people walk all over her, and stands her ground. She’s incredibly smart, caring, and beautiful. She’s the greatest friend you could ever have, and will stick by you through thick and thin. You need a Krystell in your life. :)
Jeremiah: Damn who is that girl?
Marquis: oh that’s my bestfriend Krystell.
Jeremiah: You’re luck to have her.
Marquis: oh that’s my bestfriend Krystell.
Jeremiah: You’re luck to have her.
by Derek91302 November 13, 2018
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The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
by author July 18, 2006
Get the William Kristol mug.She is funny and extremely energetic. She does what she wants they way she wants it done. She is smart, sexy, ambitious and loves to travel. She will be your best friend or your worst enemy, its up to you and how you treat her. She will be loyal to her lover/mate and will bless them with a happy home. She is fearless when it comes to family and will go to the ends of the earth to help them.
by sexck December 28, 2016
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