Krisessed

1. Krisessed:

Obsession with the actress Kristen Stewart.

2. Krisessed:

Combination of "Kris" and "obsessed"

3. Krisessed:

Has a major crush on her or would turn gay for her...

4. Krisessed:

Dreams of her every night and wishes to be the cigarette she's smoking at the moment.

I dream of Kristen Stewart every night.. I am A KRISESSED!

I have the name "Kristen Stewart" all over my biology notebook! I'm such a Krisessed!

My pillow case has a picture of Kristen Stewart.

by obsessed_with_Kristen July 15, 2009

Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

by HobieKopek September 10, 2008

Kross Eyed

One of the many effects caused by smoking crack.

After hittin the stem a couple times, Keon became as Kross Eyed as Kriss Kross

by Bo-bak April 13, 2007

Kross

Some huge bodybuilding machines that drains a Bang before he fucks your bitch with his massive dick

Person 1:“Kross fucked my bitch”
Person 2:“You can’t expect less from a Kross”

by BobbynotWalker August 27, 2019

krauss krossface

a cockslap that occurs while ejaculating

last night i gave my girlfriend the krauss krossface,took a video and showed it to several people

by E Chubs August 30, 2007

david kross

a young german actor who kicked ass in the reader and held his own beside kate winslet's performance. He is also shag worthy and deserves a ton of credit for his acting chops... his sclong is pretty long too (as seen in the shower scene of the reader with kate winslet scrubbing him down)

Jethro: Hey! I have never heard of any young german actors-
Napoleon: How bout David Kross- i'd tap that

by blamwickity January 26, 2009

kross

The most hottest, nicest, weirdest guy you'll ever meet he's also a very caring person to his friends and he's also the funniest short guy.

wow look at that hot little midget over there, he must be a Kross.

by riconastyyyy March 25, 2017