Kristoffer

A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.

Yes, Kristoffer took his sould and brought it to hell

by ylean January 12, 2011

Kristofer

Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.

Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.

Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?

Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.

Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.

by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010

Kristofer

Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

by munchkin28 July 18, 2009

Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristof Vampire

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

by The K Master April 18, 2008

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.

Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.

People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.

Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.

Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"

Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"

by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010

Kristoffer

A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.

girl1: "did you see that sexy shy guy?"

girl2: "yea girll, he's probably a Kristoffer."

by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010