The nicest, smartest, most amazing, talented and hottest man there is. Not very tall but has huge calves (among other things). Likes to cuddle and talk a lot.
Person 1: "Woah who's that sexy guy?"
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."
Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."
Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*
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Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"
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Kristóf is the best kind of boyfriend ever. He is very caring and lovely, and always thinks of others. He is smart, and excellent in chess. His logic is always immaculate. He knows a lot but likes sharing his knowledge with his friends. He is a born leader and even if sometimes he is emotional, he tends to be calm and well-respected.
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by The K Master April 18, 2008
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Person 1: Did you hear that? Kristof Radocki has a girlfriend now.
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".
by Cicaslany November 22, 2021
Get the Kristof Radocki mug.To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
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