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an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.
She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.
A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.
While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.
A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.
A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.
While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.
A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
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Person1: Man I really love big black hot steamy men
Person 2: Shut your fucking mouth you dirty homo
Person 1: I'm not gay I'm Kristapus
Person 2: Shut your fucking mouth you dirty homo
Person 1: I'm not gay I'm Kristapus
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