kopite

one usually hailing from norway or devon who frequents the'hill of piss' whilst clutching tightly their anfield megastore carrier bag

en masse 'kopites are gobshites'

by sammy ampong August 10, 2004

kopite

Liverpool Fan. Normally from Norway or Devon

They'll be dancing on the Streets of Oslo tonight.

by Nevin April 8, 2003

kopite

n. see wanker

A Kopite May be seen shouting Stevie G LAAAAAAAA. Will not have a scouse accent

by craig-h May 28, 2006

kopite

Someone who refuses to accept the truth no matter what evidence is placed in front of them.

Despite the fact his Parrot has been dead for nine years Billy still thinks it's alive, healthy and will win the Champions League next year.

by Goat Boy May 14, 2003

kopite

One who smells of urine and urinates in fellow kopites' pockets

Phil is down on his luck, he has a big red nose and stinks of wee. He is a Kopite

by lizardo_jr April 8, 2003

kopite

(n) See 'Anal Secretion'

Hark! I have found a Kopite in my underwear.

by Fish Fong Chips April 8, 2003

kopite

Someone who fabricates historical events especially regarding numbers and dates

Johnny poor Stalin essay rendered him a Kopite in the eyes of his teacher

by Quint April 8, 2003