KONY 2012

Movement that allows anyone using facebook or twitter with half a brain think they are a hardcore activist even though their only source of information is from a Youtube video.

Typical Facebook status: "WE NEED TO GET BRING PEACE. KONY 2012."

by HerpDerper June 20, 2012

Broseph Kony

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop

Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony

by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013

Kony 2012

One does not simply destabilize an Ugandian warlord by sharing a video.

I shared Kony 2012! I ended war in Uganda!

by Jklol95 July 29, 2012

konying

The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.

I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.

by Dakevor August 13, 2012

Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

Kony 2012

A campaign by Invisible Children Inc with the intention of making as much money for its founders as possible: otherwise known as a "scam." Last year Invisible Children pocketed over $5,000,000 (not counting salaries) and only gave 24% of their revenue to African countries. This year, with the widespread familiarity of their new viral video "Kony 2012," will bring even MORE profits to the fraud charity's owners.

Gullible teen girl: Stop Kony and support Invisible Children! Kony 2012!!!

Me: Go Phony 2012!!!!

by theyareanythingbutvisible June 21, 2012

konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016