literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"
"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."
by Johnson Kato July 26, 2016
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A Korean. Also known as a spoon-face or shovel-head.
Derived from the Japanese word "Kankokujin" (pronounced Kahn-koe-koo-jin) , meaning "Korean". Typically used as an insulting slur to reffer to a korean person. Unlike other racial slurs like "nigger", koreans are for the most part unaware of the meaning of this word and will thus not take offense when it is mentioned in front of them.
Korean: *Yells something in korean at john, then turns to his korean friends and bursts out laughing*

John: "Sorry, me no speaky spoon-face you lousy konk."

Korean: *Walks away unoffended and unpreturbed*
by dilman-7 March 8, 2007
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The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.
Kelsi is so konked rn
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Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.
If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.
by 1576 January 5, 2014
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A konk is a person who wears a mask, but leaves their nose (or konk) poking out over the top, thus rendering the mask wearing process for them utterly pointless.
Oh dear, there's Lots of konks in work today......
by CyberPony August 14, 2020
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Person 1: What’s something weird that you enjoy?
Person 2: Oh you mean my konk? I prefer applesauce instead of marinara on my spaghetti
by Umyeet June 24, 2018
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The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you

means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or

Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"

"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"

"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"

"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)

"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)

"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"

"Hey,

You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"

"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
by HûGgéRMuğGeŔ January 23, 2019
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