kooking ip

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.

"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."

by serial kook ipper November 23, 2010

Kinking

When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.

Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"

by LanaBombTF April 27, 2019

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

Koking

Simply a God. The type of guy to roast someone without existing

Wow. Koking just totally rekt you.

by Koking June 24, 2017

kanking

To drink heavily in a short period, or to drink slowly for a long extended time.

Jack texted Jill asking if she was ready to do some kanking.

by onemorewave February 7, 2014

Kinking

1-To be totally game for a house party, ready and willing to get fucked up, and aching for some pussy.

2-To have completed whats happening above

3-To wanna get trashed/twisted, or to be trashed/twisted

1-After Jack got his ass chewed out by miss Krawiec at school, his nigger ass was kinking.

2-Pj muttered "Im kinking nigga" as he shit his pants in the bath tub

3-After winston helped mexicans for 8 hours, you best believe he be kinking.

by The orphan beater January 9, 2009