kong

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

by Fake McFakeman December 3, 2003

Kong

A very beastly person

He be too kong

by achoochoo June 16, 2010

kong

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

kong

a gargantually huge beeing

hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.

by pimp valley August 11, 2003

Konged

When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.

Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!

by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017

kong

(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass

"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."

by yoshimi April 7, 2005