Kootra

A disease which main symptoms are smelling bad, not being MLG and saying,"What the brown?" involuntarily.

Guy #1:"So, my doctor told me I have a nasty case of Kootra."
Guy #2:"Stay the fuck away from me, I don't want your Kootra!"

by UberHaxorNova February 27, 2011

vasily kamotsky

The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.

School boy: slaps Vasily Kamotsky
Vasily Kamotsky: slaps him back
Schoolboys head: adios

by anonymous September 9, 2020

kokot

a kokot is person who is bitching about everything and acts like a fucker. he often says words like he is the best man ever...
It also may be used for man's sexual organ.

On je ale kokot! (he is so a dick)
On ma ale velky kokot. (he has a big cock)

by ajo & mato August 16, 2005

Komodo Dragon

A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.

Komodo dragons are really cool!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020

Koothara

Cultureless, shameless, country fellow/thing; A person/thing which is of hardly any value; Very bad.

He's a koothara.

by jujubi March 21, 2011

Komodo Dragon Fighting

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.

John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."

by Woodrodius October 7, 2008

kompotik

(n) - a strong drink mixed from the following ingredients

1/3 vodka
1/6 redbull
1/6 gatorate
1/6 any sort fruit juice
1/6 any random liquor that you can

The name comes from a Russian word "kompot" that means a refreshing drink made out of water and jam.

Variations:
- Nuclear kompotik - increase the amount of alcohol to at least 60% and instead of vodka use any sort of strong alcohol that you can find. The more different thing you use, the more nuclear it gets.

Man 1: Why were up until sunrise again?

Man 2: I had some kompotik at the party last night. It was best!

by tokudu September 29, 2011