Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.
A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
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Get the fuck knots mug.A wad of money; a stack of cash you keep in your pocket.
Bills can be folded, clipped, held by a rubberband etc. Preferably $20s and or $100s.
Bills can be folded, clipped, held by a rubberband etc. Preferably $20s and or $100s.
"Cash in the sweatsocks, check the sweatpocks, got a knot in there the size of an X-Box" - Cam'ron (It's Nothing feat. Hell Rell)
"I go get that paper, a mega fucking watch
I be pullin out knots, that can buy me a, yacht" - Lil' Scrappy (Money in the Bank feat. Young Buck)
"I used to play the block like that, i used to carry knots like that, now i got Black Cards, good credit and such, baby boy, cause i'm all grown up!" - Jay-Z (30 Something)
"I go get that paper, a mega fucking watch
I be pullin out knots, that can buy me a, yacht" - Lil' Scrappy (Money in the Bank feat. Young Buck)
"I used to play the block like that, i used to carry knots like that, now i got Black Cards, good credit and such, baby boy, cause i'm all grown up!" - Jay-Z (30 Something)
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by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010
Get the Captain Knots mug.This is what rappers these days would refer to as a "big wad of cash." When the band is thick (like a knot) it tends to become very dense.
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