knock up

whenever you wanted to see if some of your buddies were home when you were a kid.

mom: where are you going?
me: i'm going to go knock up for brian.
mom: ok, be home at 6 for dinner.

by lawrence April 25, 2004

knock up

Chop up you marijuana

Knock up that gram of dope and we'll pipe down.

by Slammer September 1, 2003

Knock Up Knock Out

A woman so attractive you want to get pregnant to keep her.
The attractive level must surpass a desire to not have children. It will even override common sense however the woman must be a true beauty, not a decent one.

1. That Naomi Komaki is so hot I want to get her pregnant so she would have to stay with me. She's a real knock up knock out.
2. That knock up knock out is so hot I put a hole in the condom.

by Eater of Cherries September 24, 2004

Knock up November

It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.

Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible

by Jason fastcome November 11, 2019

Shock up Knock up

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.

"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."

by anarchy morty November 8, 2019

Knock me up

"KNOCK ME UP" is the saying amongst people having sex that they want to have babies with the male or they want to get pregnant due to kinky reasons

Holy shit Max knock me up daddy!!!!!!

by endervortex2000 November 14, 2021

knock you up

A lovely little phrase with a dual meaning, both of which were coined by English speaking nations.

In the UK, it means "to knock on one's door in order to rouse them from their slumber". However, in the US, the younger and slightly more risqué cousin of the UK, it is a form of the verb phrase 'to knock up', which refers to the act of impregnating someone.

Remember to be mindful of your speech when travelling abroad.

British Man: "When would you like me to knock you up tommorrow?"
American Woman: "Who's gonna do what now!?"

by TheNineteenth January 29, 2015