Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter November 15, 2015

sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R October 31, 2007

Knob Job Gone Wrong

Child concieved by missplaced semen during a blowjob or knob licking sesion

"Yo a Knob Job Gone Wrong homie"

by Coopz December 04, 2007

blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.

And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.

by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.

Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.

by Trophy1 November 17, 2021