Knob

The top of a penis

Man 1: my knobs getting infected

Man 2: poor thing

by IK e July 31, 2018

knob

british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

by phoebster September 22, 2009

knob

A complete moron (see tool)

Dude - you're such a fucking nob!

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

knob

A dumb fuckhead

Man, Davide is such a knob.

by vespalover April 13, 2009

knob

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob
Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

by CloudZephyr October 16, 2012

Knob

1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob

2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin <i> swoolen testicle a knobi</i>

3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.

Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)

by Christostorous III October 5, 2006