knoose

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

Knogic

A word combination of "knowledge" and "logic" that basically means the exact opposite. used in place of a sarcastic "logic". (naw-jik)

P1: 9/11 coudn't've been an inside job because the planes came from the outside
P:2 That's a very knogical idea. I love it

by Senic The Edgehog March 5, 2017

knooger

n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.

n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.

by Off Topic November 18, 2007

Knobosaurus

a fifty foot walking penis.

i was just like walking around the corner and then, holy shit dude a great big knobosaurus attacked me. i felt violated dude, it still hurts man it took like 100,000 stitches to sew me back up.

by Darren Dulake August 28, 2003

knobgobbling

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "

by David F.D. May 5, 2006

Kongor

A surfing humanitarian with over 30 AP credits. Not to be confused with Congor, who kills beers on the beach while watching the "city lights". To be confused with a belligerent irishmen.

Yo Kongor, how many smokeshows you bag tonight?

by Shaneika Nelson November 24, 2010

Kongoloid

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

by seabrook February 25, 2011