Gangsta Knitter

A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.

Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters.

by ArealGchick November 22, 2009

The Knitter

A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.

The Knitter strikes again!!

by a regular noob August 24, 2018

Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

all-knitter

when one or more individuals partake in a knitting marathon lasting from dusk until dawn.

erfan- "what did you guys do last weekend?"
Madison- "we pulled two straight all-knitters bro"

by twobigbullies March 28, 2012

Stinky Knitter

Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.

“Did you hear she became a Stinky Knitter?”

“Yes, it must’ve been her stinky dog, Shadow.”

by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023

peter knetter

also known as patter the natter is a famous youtuber for making youtube videos on nintendo and sega

cardboard silver: EGG
peter knetter: no

by mandudeguy man hot man June 23, 2019

Kritter

a furry lil animal that gets into everything

the kritter got into the cupboards and ate all the cookies

by KritterKat June 12, 2007