n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.
That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
Get the Yoghurt Knittermug. A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.
The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.
by Peaches Hamlet April 23, 2018
Get the knitter celebrationmug. Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.
by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023
Get the Stinky Knittermug. by twobigbullies March 28, 2012
Get the all-knittermug. Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.
It is also known as a slang term for African American people
It is also known as a slang term for African American people
by Your Knitter March 8, 2024
Get the Knittermug. by killhags43 January 1, 2012
Get the fun knittersmug.