kneeple

A growth of the nippalia in the knee region

"Dude, i just got my kneeple pierced"
"Get away from me you sick fuckle"

by AndeeZ June 7, 2007

Kelpy G.

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair

Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.

by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016

kneepow glungus

Another word of Gun used by little three year old Braydens of Call of Duty

Look at that kneepow glungus, that is overpowered

by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017

kelp tape

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.

Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

by fightswithbears June 12, 2018

Kneepis

Noun
A bent penis usually bent from birth but also could have been bent from a personal experience.

"Have you got a kneepis?"
"Areej: What's your dick type?

Salem: Oh, I've got a kneepis"

by jshwirriams April 10, 2017

kneppie

any woman who heads to a party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five or more cups of jungle juice, and possibly walks back to a boy's room with him; may or may not want sex regardless of said actions

"I got to bang Melissa last night after her 5th cup of jungle juice."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."

"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."

"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."

by stellarville April 7, 2010

kneppish

excessively overachieving, driven by a manly need to be badass, intense, hardcore, and better than everybody else

My professor told me I could turn the paper in late, but a gigantic, disgustingly manly, horrendously kneppish part of me wants to finish it on time anyways.

by Paco the Mule September 1, 2008