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Keenanism

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018
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Knee-Necked

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.
Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.
by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020
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Scrollers Knee

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015
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bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession
Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.
by Furbag November 14, 2016
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arm knee

Man #1: Man, I hurt my arm knee.
Man #2: Bro, it's called an elbow...
by aboxofraisins November 30, 2013
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One Knee Noni

A person who is learning to surf and is able to get to the standing position by going to the knee first. Unlike Two Foot Tony who is able to go straight from the chest to the feet.
Look at that One Knee Noni. With a bit more practice they will surely be a Two Foot Tony.
by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020
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Off the knee

I was with my girlfriend and she brought up an ex and I said that’s off the knee
by RangerRick21 December 16, 2022
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