KMS

Use in a joking manner as kill my self you mainly see it over text when someone has messed up or said something wrong

Person: I'll just go KMS

Me: I'll join

Person:see you in hell

by Phancan April 21, 2017

kms

commit die

Bianca: I wanna fucking kms
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
AMi:wtf
commit die

by binac March 28, 2019

Kms

Engineering acronym for "kilometers per second".

Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.

Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".

Joel: I have to pay for hall, I am gonna kms

Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected

by QueerKutta May 14, 2020

kms

Stands for kill myself. Used online mostly.

"My mom wouldn't let me get starbucks, KMS."

by EnderGirlx November 01, 2014

Kms

Slang for "kill myself," usually used in a funny or sarcastic way.

OMG did you see that post?! I'm literally going to kms!

by Sexy poopie stinky fart April 02, 2016

KM

KM is a post-nominal used by Knights of Malta. Individuals with this title have been knighted, thereby holding membership in the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, the world's oldest surviving chivalric order.

Wow! The new physician's office is owned by Robert O’Connell, MD, KM. He's a Doctor of Medicine and Knight of Malta!

by ModernAristocrat November 19, 2017

KMS

A feeling an individual receives or has the urge to die, but die humanly/ plainlessly. Usually when facing something they cannot deal with such as sheer stupidity of people or an exam( that they have no idea what their doing), etc..

*Scenario*
A: Hello there classmate. How are you?
B:I am feeling swell.
A:You do know we have a chinese oral tomorrow and we cant bring in a script unless it is in chinese characters only.
B:KMS
*end credits*

by Quasaring June 06, 2016