Kligga

A lazy dark-skinned Klingon homie.

That Kligga over there is packing, and if you're not careful you'll end up with a disruptor hole in your chest.

by unixfag September 8, 2008

klugscheisser

A person, often intellectual, who consistently corrects other people's mistakes in writing, speaking, et cetera; a wiseass. Also besserwisser.

"It's spelt /they're/, not /there/." - "You're such a klugscheisser."

by X-G January 14, 2004

kludge

Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.

Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.

Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"

Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."

Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."

by Rotella-T December 17, 2013

klunge punch

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.

'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'

by Tuffai February 23, 2009

Klogg

The first creation of Hoborg, attempted to rule the Neverhood. However his evil plans were foiled by Klaymen

No, Klogg this crown is the only thing that you cannot have.

by KloggMonkey October 20, 2003

kludgy

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgy highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

by Webster'03 January 28, 2003

Klugging

When a guy hits on a girl who is an aquaitence, who is not interested, a distant family member, or too good for him and does it consistently over a short period of time, making it awkward for the girl to be near him. "Kluggers" often are oblivious to the girls disinterest, so girls have to be clever when trying to ditch the clignybastard. "Kluggers" usually flirt subtly to avoid being labeled as a creep, or because they are afraid of rejection. Because the two are somehow a part of each others social, work, or family environment one has to be polite to the Klugger when trying to ease away!

Brenda: Hey Nicole are you having a good time at the party?

Nicole: Yeah, except Justin is totally klugging and won't leave me the fuck alone

Brenda: Eww isn't he you step- fathers nephew?

Nicole: yeahh, I can run from him, but I can't hide from him! Helpp me hide!

Justin: Nicole! there you are! I've been looking for you!!

Nicole: Ahhhhhhh Fuck................

Brenda: Justin would be good at that "Where's Waldo" shit we hid everywhere!

by BaysideBitchh August 5, 2012