When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
by Estupz March 24, 2017
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A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
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Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
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