When you use your brute strength to hold your partner down and force them into submission and do butt stuff
by Klomptastic April 19, 2020

Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory
a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009
