klokusingit

When in the course of a night all previous plans fall through and you and your friends contact klokus for the fallback party...clearly there is something going on almost any night of the week and invitations are pointless because it doesn't matter who you are..you are still welcome

You know you are Klokusingit when you frequently hear such phrases such as "sooo big", "primetime" , and "legit".. Usually there are also numerous J's being rolled at any time during the night by masters such as T-Bone, and "RUBY" is often the life of the party

by lucas aa February 2, 2008

klokateer

a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.

man ever since the dethalbum came out these klokateers are everywear

by keonin October 11, 2009

Klokalie

A is a klokalie. pronouceation: cloe-klee. and they eat other klokalies. and are super cute

a klokalie looks like a talking mushroom

by Courtsterr&stephsterr July 24, 2010

Klokk

An ancient beast which dates back to medieval periods. Its old age lead to lack of hair which leaves a big bald spot on his head. Due to it Living in the sewers for years, it lead to the shrinkening of his eyes, making them nothing more that slanted pebbles. These creatures have a hump on their back (like a dromedary camel) and are attracted to hairy nosey school boys (or bears).
They live of minimum wage and have the poorest living standards in existance.
Are also lazy and non productive and can only speak limited words (hello and ok)

GEORGE! GET YOUR LAZY BONES UP YOU GOT SOME TIRES TO FIX.
-deb the dunker, boss of the current klokk.

by Maurice from Albania January 8, 2018

KlokTalk

A DJ/Producer that has a weird obsession with clocks.

KlokTalk has a weird obsession with clocks.

by KlokTalk December 29, 2020

klokkespel

Afrikaans for 'chimes' or the sound of bells ringing. It refers to a man who doesn't wear underwear and thus hanging loser than usual.

There was quite a klokkespel that day when John from Scotland arrived with his kilt at the party.

by marries December 12, 2010

Klokk Baby

Klokk Baby aka Ryan from kirkwood Atlanta is a young rapper (15), at 8years old his sister found a family friends wad and he claims he hasn’t been right since, he’s Also mentioned about a time when he was 14 he witnessed his friend get shot in his face.

You know Klokk Baby ?

Yea I’ll look him up right now

by Bazo Blokka February 23, 2020