Klippy

Klippy means short penis/cock or whatever else you call it. Midget sized if you wanna take it that far.

"His dick was so klippy I didn't feel anything."
"Those jeans made his penis look klippy."

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016

Klumpy

A person who is born mentaly retarded or has Down Syndrome.

I was walking in the shopping center and a Klumpy started screaming at me.

by Paul West October 8, 2007

klimpaloon

A Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit Who Lives in the Himalayas, who says "nang-nang-nang-nang"

Oh, oh, oh

He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen
He is completely out of style
He got no hands; he got no feet
All mouth and teeth, but he don't smile

He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear
He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire
He's out of place almost everywhere
Since 1883

He's a costume out of time
Both ridiculous and sublime
Seems innocuous, but I'm
Afraid he's scarin' me

He's the magical old-timey bathing suit
That lives in the Himalayas
They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)

If you're between Tibet and Nepal
And you're quiet, you can hear the call
Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon)
Klimpaloon (feat. Candace): Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!

Love Händel: He stands in winter!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

Klimby

Latin: klimb - to climb

Verb: To cutely climb in a rodent-like manner
Noun: a phenomenon that most commonly occurs when one has romantic feelings towards a squirrel or similar climbing rodents

Verb: I klimbied up that wall so well, everyone thinks of me as the cutest rodent! I'm not a villain, but if I was, I could sneak anywhere that I'd surely be considered hot dog man for any crime!

Noun: I am so fucking attracted to that squirrel, I have type 2 klimby, but damnnnnn, she looks just like a rodent in those clothes.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023