Klaphat

Is a hat with a string and clapping hands used for supporting your sport team, But also a word for a really stupid person.

*oh my god, he fell over drunk again, that guy is such a klaphat

by Willyn November 10, 2014

Kleptocratic

A political policy, the main goal of which is to steal from the poor and give to the rich, under the guise of doing the opposite.

Both Republicans and Democrats are Kleptocratic.

by sargos7 August 4, 2014

KLEA

The most bosses girl you will ever meet, the girl you feel safe with because she’s not afraid of practically anything, shes’s the one that has the connection with all the hot boys, she’s one in a million, if she wants something she will get it always, Klea is a sassy boss, and a laugher too, she’s the one and she will always catch everyone’s eye. {KL

Klea is a girl who you can feel safe with, a girl everyone knows and a girl who all the boys fall in {love} with.

by Kleaaaaaaa December 25, 2017

Klåpmek

Klåpmek, "Bungle Tinkering". - To do a thing improperly to save time or money. The main goal when practicing Klåpmek is to find a barely working solution to a problem as fast as possible. No fancy equipment can be used when practicing Klåpmek. Klåpmek can be described as "redneck engineering".

Hey man, this washing machine is not working correctly. - Let's use duct tape to make a new engine belt, please hold the motor while I test this solution.

Dude my gearbox is hanging from just one screw on my car, what should I do? - Bro, give me your belt and I will strap the gearbox to that plastic tube over there! Klåpmek saved us this time!

by Klåpmek January 15, 2021

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

klempt

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

klappa

The twitch.tv Kappa emote followed by //, symbolising clapping

Streamer: 'does something cool'
twitch chat: (Kappa)// Klappa

by moonshroom July 28, 2016