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When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.
"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"
by Jennefar April 05, 2022
David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019
Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
by DrBubbaG January 11, 2024
by Bobb"e April 06, 2009
by TwoPandaBalls January 29, 2023
Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,
guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king
guy 2, but its funny though
guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king
guy 2, but its funny though
by pussywreka96 April 20, 2020