Kissing the Homies Goodnight

It is when you are going to bed, and you forget to kiss your homies good night, and it isn’t gay because they’re your homies

My GF- where were you?
Me- sorry I was kissing the homies goodnight
My gf- isn’t that gay?
Me- no they’re my homies and if you ask me one more time I’ll leave you
My gf- oh ok I get it

by BigCockDaddy696969696969 November 23, 2020

Kissing the Fridge

When a girl primarily smooches on food from the fridge instead of her boyfriends mouth or other erogenous zones.

Boy I ain't gonna kiss your dirty ass. 'I'm making out with this piece of fudge and strawberry! I'm kissing the fridge man..'

by De'Forchaser Smortlekoff April 17, 2011

Kissing prank

Where a bunch of uncharismatic fucktards stage 'practical jokes' in which they walk up to and kiss 'random' girls. Realistically, the girl(s) are set up or paid beforehand and then re-used in different footage wearing different hair dye to make it look like there's more girls in the video than there actually are. Despite the videos taking zero talent and effort to make, the creators swell with views and subscribers anyway, making thousands of youtube moneyz and fame>not fame.

"Hey, man! You seen that new kissing prank that was uploaded to youtube?"

"Yes. It makes me want an alien invasion to wipe out our existence."

"Come on, bro! It's funny!"

"It's not."

by Dat1guy69 January 25, 2016

International Kissing Your Crush Day

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??

-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!

by freeeaaaakkyyyy123 June 2, 2018

Kilting

This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.

Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"

Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."

by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014

Sloppy Kissinger

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.

When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 18, 2007

practice kissing

An excuse gay guys (some who aren't really gay) use to kiss all the hot girls.

Bryce: "I walked in on Bobby kissing my girlfriend today!"
John: "It's okay, bro, he's gay, they're just practice kissing."

by Frat Boy Darth Vader May 5, 2018