Kirstie

An absolute gift sent from God, a person that you should always hold dear and cherish forever, there isn't another girl quite like her, her smile, her eyes, her hugs and her kisses will make you pinch yourself to make sure you're not dreaming, she has the perfect body and luscious legs👅, her name is Kirstie, and she is the best thing ever

Kirstie is a beautiful girl

Kirstie by Shartimus Prime October 25, 2019

kirstie maldonado 

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

kirstie maldonado by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016

kirstie maldonado 

A amazing singer and little nugget! She's the most adorable person ever and very beautiful! Also known as the only girl in the 2x Grammy winning, platinum selling pentatonix!

Kirstie Maldonado slays my world!

kirstie maldonado by Ptx.lover July 9, 2016

Kirstie Alley Syndrome 

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next

“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"

Kirstie Alley Syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

Kirstie Alley 

(Verb) To hide to eat a food, usually in a secluded area , usually with sunglasses or other means used to hide your appearance even further.

Aarica is pulling a Kirstie Alley, shes hiding in the bathroom while eating a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich.

OMG...how Kirstie Alley? Hiding food from us while were starving and he's off enjoying a buffet.

eating food over eating

Kirstie Alley by Jax Tyler November 24, 2015

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver 

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Kirstie Yehle 

typically a person with no boobs

hey! that must be a Kirstie Yehle! she has no boobs!

Kirstie Yehle by humpballs January 26, 2011