A quality that one would conclude, from browsing through Urban Dictionary and other websites, has died out of the world.
The longer I surf the Web, the more I suspect that kindness is dead. It makes me want to kill myself. Maybe I should go back to just watching television, which only makes me want to kill other people.
by Leslie Doppler October 6, 2008
Get the Kindness mug.A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.
B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.
C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.
D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.
C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.
D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."
B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."
C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."
D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."
B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."
C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."
D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010
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Used in the spirit of a true Canadian hick in the middle of nowhere Ontario who probably runs a gas station or the Molou, as a noun. Instead of asking someone for a favour, you ask them for a kindness. Kindness replaces other words for favours also, and works well whether you decide to talk like a hick or simply add it to your every day arsenal without the accent.
Hey Donnie, would ya do me a kindness and passs me dose beers?
Hey Professor, would ya do me a real nice kindness and help me with my courses?
Hey Professor, would ya do me a real nice kindness and help me with my courses?
by jerrapin December 19, 2008
Get the Kindness mug.The awkward interaction between two excessively polite people faced with a choice. Regularly occurring in doorways, hallways, at dinner parties and occasionally on the road; it may appear as temporary paralysis, poor decision making and jerky dancing.
She held the door for him as he, in a classic case of kindness panic, held out his hand and said "After you."
On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"
On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"
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