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Kundermuff

a woman who either bothers, annoys, takes advantage of, or angers someone to the point at which the person using the word has lost all sense of self and would now give anything to have this women tied up and beaten, horribly embarrassed, choked out, gang-banged, throat-fucked, railed out(means to fuck a woman to the point of screaming herself hoarse), chewed out(means to fuck a woman, only to depart just seconds after ejaculation), molly whopped(means to fuck a women and repeatedly beat her with a mop until you cum inside her....no condom), or have something really disturbing happen to her entire family.
"I can't believe she would actually do that to me... that fucking Kundermuff bitch."

"That splinted cuffed Kundermuff just ran her little bitch mouth again... not cool you hoe... you dirty...dirty...dirty heart-breaking skank shank. You deserve every second of pain because of all the horrible hurtful shit that you've been putting me through. You betrayed me.... how could you?"
by Chris Sheffler January 28, 2010
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kindermann

1) Any artificial intelligence based computer program designed for playing fantasy sports online.

2) An AI project within a major online fantasy sport company, code named, "kindermann", that is used in fantasy leagues without sufficient human participants to complete the league.
"Fuck, Maclin had a breakout game and I logged into my computer within five minutes, and kindermann already added him."
by ravens-playa October 12, 2009
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kinderbuden

borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana
das iz sum guud kinderbuden!
by granny January 26, 2004
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Kinderfuck

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.
Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.
by DJ Bee July 21, 2016
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kinderman

A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town
Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart
by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017
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Kinderminiscus

A shady front music school, that is ran by a harlet whore
The goated organization kinderminiscus is ran by the dog face yucker debbie
by Goatedsellout June 2, 2021
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kinderjunkie

A person that desperately tried to get high off of OTC medicine, or just chemicals that would not be pleasant to be high off of.
- Daniel took DATURA last week, he hasnt been able to sleep ever since!
- Well what would you expect from a kinderjunkie
by affe1411 June 29, 2022
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