1-“hey have you heard about that bitch in north korea? i can’t remember his name.”
2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”
3-“ yeah that’s the one!”
2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”
3-“ yeah that’s the one!”
by dr. daddy drake November 26, 2018
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North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 27, 2015
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Get the Kim Jong Un mug.a fat, ugly, bad guy with a really weird haircut. he likes bombs. he likes starving people. he likes torturing people in camps and stuff. he's basically a jerk. and he's not south korean. bam.
by btsloverfromnybutstillkorean January 23, 2018
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