Kilode

A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.

I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.

by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019

off kilter

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.

She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..

by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

Kilting

This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.

Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"

Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."

by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014

kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).

Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

kiltimagh hand

The kiltimagh hand beats every hand in poker if you are playing in the town of kiltimagh(the home of the culche) in Ireland

The kiltimagh hand consists of: the two of hearts,the two of diamonds,the four of clubs and the four of spades.

Yes! i beat ye all with my royal flush

Fraid not! ive got the kiltimagh hand!

by hownowbrowncow December 16, 2007

kilolanmetry

A synonym for math.

"Everybody. take out your kilolanmetry textbooks!" said the teacher.

by SockHead & Dindono June 17, 2009