kiev

A girl who enjoys the pleasures of man meat.

"Cut that girl in half she'd look like a kiev"

"That Bitch is a Kiev man, you dont wana dip your dobber in that"

"Dude stick your wik in that and you'll be stirring another mans porridge, shes pure kiev"

kiev by Iain Fox April 17, 2008

Kiev

A common misspelling of Kyiv.

The Russians invaded Ukraine in 2022 and tried to take Kyiv, the capital city, formerly known as Kiev.

Kiev by SpicyCuttlefish April 26, 2022

Kiev

Kiev is a master of sarcasm, he really likes to make people believe he’s a bitch, but he has a big heart and really cares for his people!! Kiev’s are usually the best friends and you can trust them!

Kiev said something nice today, something’s wrong.

Kiev by Nastyattitude November 22, 2021

Kiev

Usually the coolest person ever.

Girl: hey that guy is cool

Friend “yea he’s such a Kiev”

Kiev by Lisalovesit November 23, 2021

Kiev

The realest n*gga in the world

My boy Kiev is a real dude

Kiev by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kiev Mule 

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!

"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."

Kiev Mule by Dadhole June 15, 2022

Kiev'n Rus 

What Russia was originally called during it's "led by viking kings" era. It was called Kiev'n Rus because of its capital being Kiev and the slavs there being called the "rus" which eventually evolved into Russia. Kiev'n Rus was formed when viking warlords wanted to expand their kingdoms, and some powerful vikings decided to go more east. There, the slavic people were glad since for a lot of time they didn't have a leader, but now with the vikings, they could crown a king, or more specifically a grand duke which is how Kiev'n Rus came to be.

Hey Khan, I heard of this place called Kiev'n Rus which is just on our borders, think we should invade? I mean, what are the chances a bunch of horseless slavs could defeat our armies of tens of thousands?

Kiev'n Rus by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019