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kindergarten cop

A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:

"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
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kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.
Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.
by xxbecca March 31, 2009
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kindergarten

Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.
All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.
by IseewhatyouDidthere April 27, 2008
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kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them
Wow that kindergartener is so cute!
by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017
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Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.
Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.
by SPKizzle April 30, 2008
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Kindergarten

Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden
Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.
by Felix May 13, 2005
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Kindergarten Class

-a class for young children between the ages of 4 and 6
- an unit of measurement equilivent to a gallon of liquid in an unusual non-milk container shape
- the product of 7 X 3 when in reference to number of sexual partners
In that one movie Arnold was a cop in a Kindergarten Class.

Someone get me a kindergarten class of juice!

-Yo how many girls you been with?
-Something like a kindergarten class!
by Burns When I Pee October 18, 2008
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