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Kick Club

An anonymous group of people who KICK charity stream goals out of the water, led by the kick overlord. MMMMM good stuff. We wear our hearts on our sleeve and do good, and when we're done we fly away like an eagle.
YOU'VE BEEN KICKED!
KICK CLUB RULES!
by sad annon July 22, 2019
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Kiss up kick down

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.
“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
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Kicking Mustang

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023
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Squad Kick

When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.

One example is the "Squad Kick."

A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.

A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
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kickthepj

kickthepj is the name of Pj Liguori's YouTube channel, but also is often used to refer to Pj Liguori himself. The content on this channel is typically made up of very creative and well-made short films, but also has life updates and Q&A videos that he calls 'Slurp' videos.

His fanbase is typically made up of teenage girls, because of his good looks, accent, nerdiness, and incredible oddness.

Pj Liguori also has a Pjthekick, where he posts updates, little fun things, and a bunch of just short random videos.

Kickthepj is a part of a group of YouTube friends (along with Chris Kendall, Dan Howell, and Phil Lester) that are all nerdy and the fans love to see together.
Kickthepj is a brilliant YouTuber, and I love him.
by jazzikitten July 23, 2014
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Kickstarter Syndrome

When you are promised something amazing, and encourage/work/pay to make it happen, but are really numb to the probability that it's inevitably going to be a let down, or not come to fruition at all.
Kickstarter Syndrome defined:

Person A: Did you see the new Kickstarter for Megamanolamarama?
Person B: Yea! I'm already a $100 tier backer!
Person A: Me too! AWESOME!

- Scenario A -
Release day: Person A & B: This game... sucks! Why did we back it again?

-Scenario B-
Person A as an old man: Remember when we gave money to some people online to make something cool we could experience?

Person B as an old man: Yea we were stupid back then weren't we?
by ApplesPotatoGardner July 26, 2016
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