kez

some1 that is a total and complete cock scoff! otherwise know as slacky, he spends most of his spare time having competitions with his mother 2 c who can put more in their ass.

hey slacky, u're ass has fallen out! why is all that cum dripping out of your bum hole!? errrr dont lick it!

by jimmy January 19, 2005

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kez

to eject toxins, minerals, small objects, and any other subspecies of miscellanious origins from the mouth orifice. see vomit.

"oh, dude! you just kezzed on my shirt! AWESOME!"

by Kez Dispenzer May 25, 2006

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Yung Kez

Usually a very fat nonathletic lazy piece of shit that spends all his time sending dick pics to old men and paying money for nudes just for them to get deleted a minute later. Its quite rare to ever see him come outside as hes usually busy wanking over his younger brother or playing Warzone with himself.

Person 1: Hey Yung Kez, you coming outside?

Yung Kez (Person2): Cba

Person 3: Kieron just come out for once u fat shit

by Big Steve41 August 26, 2020

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kounem kez

The Armenian way to say "Fuck you!"

Toun barab glir yes. Kounem kez! (Translation: You're an empty cock. Fuck you!)

by pentozali June 26, 2006

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Dirty Kez

When you stick dirt and a seed on the tip of your cock and plant it inside the woman. Outcome is similar to a Minecraft Grass Block.

Also known as the dirty gungus

My tribal warriors and I use the dirty kezron on all the women's gungas'

by Gungus collection June 23, 2020

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