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Goddammit Joe Keteles

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!
by Datishat June 7, 2019
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Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021
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Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
by Not dripwell August 9, 2021
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Kayte

A Kayte is a great friend for those in need of friendship. She likes to be the very first person to discover the reasons why you are upset. A loveable person who will almost always put you first.She is a special person in the good way.
Bronwyn: " That girl over there is so friendly! What a Kayte!"
Kalub: " Yeah, I know, she always puts eachother first, such a Kayte."
by ILoveKalubFOREVER!!!! July 6, 2012
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Keyera

A beautiful girl with big dreams. She is creative, hard-working, independent, and very intelligent. She is known for putting a smile on people's faces and she is very sweet. She is someone that you can trust and any guy would be lucky to have her. She loves to please others and she is a giver. She's the one that all the girls want to be and all the guys want to be with.
Dang that girl is so keyera.
by starralicious May 8, 2010
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ketted up

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.
Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!
by Ketmister August 2, 2006
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Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
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